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Too much closeness? 
Edit: Um, my eyes are a bit odd, but don’t let that disturb you.

Too much closeness? 

Edit: Um, my eyes are a bit odd, but don’t let that disturb you.

Permalink | 4 notes | December 17, 2011 | #Osku | #me 
Oh frak! A few days ago, I got a note saying the electrician/inspector would be by to check how the new outlets are working. “No need to be home, we will use universal keys. Visits on the 13th-19th.” So yesterday I figured I’d clean up in the evening, because it’s the 12th and all. However, it was the 13th. Which means they PROBABLY CAME YESTERDAY WHEN I WAS OUT, AND THEY SAW ALL THE DUST AROUND MY OUTLETS AND THE CAT HAIR ALL OVER AND MY BRIDGET JONES PANTIES ON THE TOP OF THE LAUNDRY BASKET.
Permalink | 1 note | December 14, 2011 | #me | #shame | #why do I even care about this | #untidy peoples 
Mom Misses the Point Again
Permalink | 1 note | December 13, 2011 | #me | #Moms | #holiday grouch 
Saw the doctor yesterday. She said I show no signs of arthritis and the joint pains I had a month ago were probably flu-related. NO mention of my weight. :) Got a new prescription for anti-depressants, was glad to tell her about my new job. She said my life sounds like it’s getting better and I have more energy to deal with stuff. Also I’m proud I didn’t weigh myself, although there was a “self-help” desk with a scale, measuring tape, and BP meter..ing.. thingy.
Permalink | 1 note | November 30, 2011 | #me | #health 
This week’s good news: KELA the ..benefit bureacuracy thingy.. is granting me 120 A MONTH for my rent! I’m so stupefied and excited over this. My rent is 546, and I get 1100 euros a month (in average, it varies). I thought I wouldn’t qualify but I do! I get to make 300 more per month before I have to have it re-evaluated. This might just be the difference between making it on my own and having my parents pay half the rent each month. What a huge relief.
Permalink | November 24, 2011 | #me | #money | #poverty | #good news for once 
True story: I realized my bank card is missing. I get a call from Subway asking if I’ve lost something. I was like “ah, I may have lost my card?” The guy says, “You have your wallet then?” I’m like, “Well I carry the card in my jacket pocket, you see..” He says “Well, we have a backpack here and a wallet with your name in it.” I’m like “…” So I pick up my backpack there, to much embarrassment bc I didn’t even realize it was missing, and because it had two very ripe and smelly bananas in it, and because my wallet is not in a great shape… My bank card wasn’t there. I asked the grocery store clerk if they’d seen it, describing the card. She said “Ah, yes!! What’s your name?” So they had my card.

So to sum it up: I LOST TWO THINGS IN TWO SEPARATE PLACES YESTERDAY. 

WTF is wrong with me this week! 

PS. I also sent the wrong file at work this week. I was supposed to send a .doc file and I sent the .mp3 file. I… WTF. 

Permalink | November 24, 2011 | #me | #wtf | #my brain 
Childhood memory: I was sitting in the car with my brother, reciting my poem “An Ode to Poop”. He was too grumpy to find it funny and I felt hurt that my talent at poop-jokes was left unrecognized.

I only remember the ending: “Oh dearest poop, if only I could get you back into my butt!”

…I don’t know. I was nine. 

Permalink | November 23, 2011 | #childhood | #nostalgia | #me | #wt 
I had two very good masturbational moments this weekend. I need to do this more often. Just really come and everything. So relaxing.
Permalink | 47 notes | November 20, 2011 | #masturbation | #me | #pleasure 
It’s my birthday tomorrow. 32, which feels like nothing. I don’t want to celebrate, but in case the mood should strike tomorrow, I have equipped myself with two ciders, three rented movies, some chocolates and ice cream. Toby and I might just watch some The Office too. It should be a good birthday.

Daddy’s coming over and taking me to the hotel for a birthday breakfast. So that’s nice. 

I hope this headache goes away before morning. 

Permalink | November 18, 2011 | #me 
in the clothing store, part 2: the dreaded sideview. 

in the clothing store, part 2: the dreaded sideview. 

Permalink | 8 notes | November 5, 2011 | #fat | #fat belly | #bellies | #me | #fat acceptance | #body image