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"No, I will not send over another portion of deep-fried squid. This is not the Chinese take-away. You are connected to a private residence on a white, slim lined telephone with last-number redial facility."
"Is it of a severity necessary to cancel my candlelight supper?"
Keeping Up Appearances 2x1 (“The Strange Man”)
Richard: I can’t just go out there and stare at Elizabeth’s house!
Hyacinth: No, of course you mustn’t stare, dear, we’re not ones to pry! Now, I shall pretend to see you off to work. You will turn and wave, as you normally do.
Richard: Do I normally turn and wave?
Hyacinth: You will turn and wave, Richard! This will give an opportunity to cast your eye over Elizabeth’s house.
Richard: Well, what if I don’t see it?
Hyacinth: Then you will pretend that you have forgotten something and you will return to the house. And then we’ll do it all over again!
"When you have to pick between Angel Gabriel Blue and Lucifer Gray, you need spiritual advising! I had to have the vicar’s confirmation that this IS Angel Gabriel Blue!"
—Hyacinth “Bouquet” buys a new fitted kitchen
"Listen Daisy, tell Onslow to put a shirt on when I’m on the telephone. I can always sense him there, expanding."
—Hyacinth Bucket [Bouquet], Keeping Up Appearances