Keeping Up Appearances 2x1 (“The Strange Man”)
Richard: I can’t just go out there and stare at Elizabeth’s house!
Hyacinth: No, of course you mustn’t stare, dear, we’re not ones to pry! Now, I shall pretend to see you off to work. You will turn and wave, as you normally do.
Richard: Do I normally turn and wave?
Hyacinth: You will turn and wave, Richard! This will give an opportunity to cast your eye over Elizabeth’s house.
Richard: Well, what if I don’t see it?
Hyacinth: Then you will pretend that you have forgotten something and you will return to the house. And then we’ll do it all over again!